I kind of love Break.com for finding this fine collection of people testing out some type of taser. Unfortunately, the only way to really test a taser is to take the shock yourself. So, you can imagine the treats within, all with nary a shout of “Don’t tase me bro.”

Is there any way to make a taser more gay than have four men holding hands while taking a taser shot? I guess maybe tasing the old dudes in the Lemon Party photo would be a bit gayer (and feature more uncomfortable biting), but jeez, if you’re going to do something badass like getting tased for no reason, you may as well go all the way with it.

Though I guess that’d be a good way to finally make a move on the male friend you’ve always wanted. “Oh boy, they’re going to tase us both! Hold my hand. Mmm.” Then you share the electricity. And not just from the taser because love is just magical like that. With gay dudes, magical like Merlin and Criss Angel meeting and tapping their wands against each other delicately.

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