Jan.31.2008 Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert are friends
Sometimes celebrity news is kind of like mad libs. That was my first thought when I saw that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were caught making out in public. Actually my first thought was “Niiiiiiiice.” But my second thought was definitely the mad libs thing.
Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.
“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25, didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”
Given the size difference between these two (apparently, Paris Hilton is seven feet tall), it’s not unfeasible that Paris Hilton raped Elisha Cuthbert just to get some headlines. And if that now falls under the umbrella of “putting on a show” then I guess the dudes who introduced Jodie Foster to the pool table in The Accused are the greatest performers since the Smothers Brothers.
Call me crazy, but I think this is the kind of celebrity relationship I can get behind. Particularly with video footage. This a feel-good story that we need more of. Less dead Heath Ledger and lunatic Britney and more hot broads engaging in lesbian pleasure. These are the kind of radical ideas I bring to blogging. USA USA USA!
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