I’m not a homophobe, but I have ample reason to want to Matthew Shepherd my gay roommate. Here’s today’s reason why.

Cutting his wig hair (made of real human hair!) directly into the drain, causing the sink to clog up with even the slightest introduction of water. I should also note that this has happened several different times with several different colors of hair. Drag much?

I seriously may as well live with an Italian woman for all the hair in the drain and time spent in the bathroom. Haha you bitches is hairy!

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