Jan.23.2008 Heath Ledger made Lindsay Lohan cry
It always pains me to see a girl cry. So while I don’t particularly care that Heath Ledger died, I do care that Lindsay Lohan expelled salty water from her eyes. I’m tough but fair in that way.
It’s hard not to relate to Lindsay Lohan at this time. I cry every time a guy whose jizm I tasted or found embedded in my hair passes away. However usually, that is more the result of me entering my “rage cage” in the aftermath, not unlike the truck scene in Boogie Nights.
It’s got to be difficult to be Lindsay Lohan though, being so emotional over a lost love. She probably cries every time an ex-lover dies. Which is probably why she’s always being hospitalized for dehydration or some shit. She’d probably have to stay in a hyperbolic chamber with Gatorade streaming directly into her veins to avoid dehydrating as a result of people she fucked dying. 20 men die every minute. Odds are good she’s at least blown half of those.
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