I get fun stuff in my inbox sometimes. This is including, but not limited to, invitations to parties in which former Lolitas who shot women in the face for fat guido dudes make their DJing debuts. It’s surprisingly frequent!

Amy Fisher is back and will be hitting the turntables as a guest DJ, Friday January 4, 2008 at 10pm at 513 W28th Street in Manhattan. Ms Fisher will be joined by NYC Club Guru “JE” Englebert. The controversial sex video which Amy Fisher is featured will be displayed their. The tape was produced by the same company as the famed Paris Hilton tape. The Amy Fisher video is now the #1 video tape in the United States.

What did Mary Jo Buttafuoco write this release after she got that hole graciously inserted in her head?

Also DJing? Why is she DJing? How does one make the transition from infamous slut to forgotten slut with a sex tape to DJ? Is there some sort of school she can go to? Or a career path given to her by some sort of Slut Guidance Counselor?

And didn’t she say was ashamed of the tape and didn’t want its release? If someone was throwing a party celebrating the video being released of me f*cking a goat, I’d probably elect not to start scratching records there. I’m illogical like that.