Jan.18.2007 What About Our Memories, Carmen Electra?
Back in the day, after Pamela Anderson was a little passe, but before “Hit Me Baby One More Time” changed the game altogether, Carmen Electra was one of the hottest things going. You remember, so I’ll leave you to relive your moments alone with her at a later date. I mention her because I am distressed by what she has been doing lately. First, I saw her on the cover of Cosmo, looking underfed and waifish. “It’s her diet choice,” you say, “don’t hate on a woman trying to watch what she eats.” Fair enough– but then why do I see her about to vigorously chomp a cheap Taco Bell burrito on TV? The 30 second ad focuses on beans, cheese, and zestyness. From what I recall, it also reminds of us cheaply Taco Bell can sell this disgusting and delicious dish and still turn a profit (or maybe it’s a loss leader. whatever). In the final 3 seconds, Carmen shows up and opens her mouth around said burrito. We then return to “24.” I would gladly share a screencap or video of this confusing/sad sight, but apparently it is so random and perplexing that it is MIA on the interweb. It’s difficult for me to say I expect more from someone I recall for the nationwide hand-parties held in her honor in the late 90s, but come on.
Oh, this? Arturo wanted to give Carmen a heads up about why her ass felt so slimy. Thankfully, she checks her Myspace daily and was able to address the situation promptly.
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