Jan.30.2007 I am like a sweet candy to foreign money
Another day, another hypothetical dollar…that’s the motto I live by. Perhaps because of my incredible good looks or my supple buttocks, another foreign financial figure wants my information.
Did he hear about my willingness from Young Sliva (who, by the way, never got back to me *sad face*)? Was I written about on the Foreign Men for American Lovers/Beneficiaries Chat Board (FMALBCB)? Did my distant aunt in Kuala Lumpur pass away in a tragic spelunking accident? Are there many foreign men reading this site, hoping I will pay them attention and give them a) the time of day and b) my personal information? Or do they just smell my lust for foreign money, and my open mind, from miles away (some will notice that odor as a footy kind of smell)?
Who knows? But man, this time, I am going to get rich as Donald Trump! Then I will yell “I’m rich biach!” and honk my horn thusly. That’s the kind of timely humor you get only from the Blog of Hilarity, friends.
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